User:Sramkrishna

Well, it all started when I came out, and I had to be spanked because I wouldn't cry. Little did I know the spanking kept happening! Born in India, raised by hoosiers in Indiana, I continue this journey called life with wide eyed optimism. Until recently, I worked at Intel for 20 years, and 10 days after that, our CEO did a death by database query and my number was up! Till then I worked on the marketing team in OTC, and then with the embedded Linux team before that, and then on Tizen, and then worked for engineering computing for near 15 years. I got married 18 years ago, and that ended too. So, now I'm sitting here in my apartment, scratching my balls and watching the sun set. I got a standing order at the whiskey library and Linus Torvalds is not answering my calls! Anyways, I hope that is enough to identify me by paranoid marital couples.  :-)